Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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