do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So many bounce houses so little time
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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