it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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