Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it was like his penis was on wheels.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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