I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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