Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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