If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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