Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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