where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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