i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
