So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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