But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
