This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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