You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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