We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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