i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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