I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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