Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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