i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I wear drunk well.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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