I just made out with a guy for $7.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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