In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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