I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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