What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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