Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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