YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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