last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The power of my boobs compel you
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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