I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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