So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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