Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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