I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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