I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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