sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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