I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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