Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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