the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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