also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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