Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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