four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The air was thick with penises
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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