Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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