drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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