I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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