she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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