dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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