She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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