I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
