Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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