Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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