do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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