idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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