Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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