Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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