Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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