So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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