You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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