Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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