sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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