My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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